"Pop Musik in 3 Words:
Sex, Lies, Autotune"
"Mysterie #457: Why the fuck is the toilet seat up when I’m in the flat with just 2 girls? Explain this one to me."
"The only way to overcome sadness is to consume
— The average Capitalist
(Orig.: Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated (via splitterherzen))
"Ducho al gato. Pobre gato."
— I absolutely love Spanish :D